Hits      Search String
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24         4.74%  kelly rowlands
18         3.56%  tripping pictures
9          1.78%  susie dent
8          1.58%  chickfights
6          1.19%  jelly bracelet sex code

Nothing unusual there, apart from the last. There are a lot of synonyms floating around, and apparently if one breaks a jelly bracelet, one gets to have it away with the former wearer.

Four queries after "royal rape tape", as it began to dominate the headlines at the end of the month.

Three for "alex parks lookalike", for which you'll want to go here, I fancy (:

Two calls for "avril fake", two for "eddie mair" the new host of PFive Mair. Also getting a brace of hits:
"gravitube", the great Jasper FForde scientific breakthrough...
"matt goss song words i'm coming with you". Not a clue, squire...
"please find top ten uk single chart". Snedders was right: it's all crap...
"pop idles 2003 bbc". No, the BBC does Star Academy, and does it atrociously. ITV does Pop Idle very well, that's an atrocious format to begin with.
"single phair bbc site:.uk" You'll be wanting here then...
"tuesday morning quaterback". You'll not be wanting here then...

Single searches for all the rest of them...

"'addicted' enrique's new single on radio" Is it? Have to take greater care then.
"addicted to love video shania" Man I Feel Like A Woman, probably...
"anna richardson british television host" You tell me, chum...
"anthea turner with snake" Think you're getting confused with Britney Spears there. A simple mistake...
"auntie dee's talent show" Er...
"avril lavigne and alex parks" Well, someone is going down in the world!
"baby get higher david sneddon review" It's great. Buy his album.
"big brother tara clip" We've had a Tara on the show? Oh, yes, Palmer-Pumpkintwaddle on BBLB...
"britney spears in the zone" Ms Pears in Birmingham's quondam leading gay club? Now I'm interested.
"buffy bbc2 timings" Snip...
"carlton tv arnold schwarzenegger melanie sykes" Yes, he groped her on national television.
"celebrity fake" See above.
"clay aiken born again christian" Is he? So, curiously, is Gagagagagagagareth Gates.
"colin sell" Only one person looks for him.
"d-list celebrity" See Gagagagagagagagagareth Gates.
"darius danesh shoe size" Ten.
"diana krall elvis costello" Whose career needs the boost? Who got the Alex Parks cover?
"dina caroll eurovision" Now there's an idea...
"eddie mair career" Reporting Scotland, Midday With Mair, Broadcasting House, PM, world domination.
"elderly lady trapped in wal-mart vending machine" We couldn't make it up.
"firefly girl inme" It's Angela Chase, I tell ya!
"free record store brussels" Good.
"hannah adventure series tents" Anyone got any ideas here?
"herr taxicab" Shiny black shiny black...
"hignfy transcripts" Angus wears a brown suit, Merton is surreal, Hislop is unfunny, the guests look pretty, everyone goes home hideously rich.
"hot tub girl in marilyn manson tainted love video" That'll be her.
"is mick hucknall gay" I've no idea.
"is there a single blub that i can suntan with" This question also available in English.
"karl power pictures hoaxer" They're not hoax pictures, they're real pictures.
"kate winslet what if a capella" Sounds promising...
"keeping the dream alive by freiheit" Sounds very promising...
"kerrang! radio (kerrang! radio [west midlands] ltd.)" The best thing to happen to radio round here since Saga Radio.
"la cible tv5" Bang on target.
"lifehouse uk album chart success" That'll be a short show, so it will.
"love shack video - alex carolynne" When the girl gets out of the hot tub, she might find something to her advantage.
"maidstone football ground" Ah, Maidstone FC...
"marie du santiago" Kiss you. Kiss my. Nightlife...
"mr blobby album cover"
"muse absolution cover front back" An interesting juxtaposition.
"nicky campbell autobiography" Me me me me me me me me me.
"pantomime dame wanted" Hello Dave...
"paul and caroline mcgrath manchester house" Good question. Whatever happened to these Wanted runners? In fact, what happened to all the Wanted runners?
"pop idle font" Should have been dropped in one.
"project proposal binpacking problem" Good luck, it's tremendous fun. Don't let the Austrians drive you off the computers in the new year, though.
"ratners jewellery" Crap.
"rumsfelds height" Six inches.
"sheryl crow and wisdom teeth" Surprise me.
"sony cd copy protection john mayer" 'Fraid so, though that means it's not a CD.
"tus pechos" Anyone?
"wes butters bloke" A friend of Gerald Ratner.
"where can i find cover for new westlife album" Oh, don't waste your money on that crap, go out and buy Alex Parks' instead. (We don't miss any opportunity to big up our faves, do we.)
"witanhurst house in london" See?
"worst week of the week award" It's awarded weekly, on a week by week basis, on November 13, then weekly from the 27th.

More of this some other month. Perhaps