A Glicko Sports Blog

November 2006

Thu 02 Nov 2006

Euro competitions update

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Group A Of Death

   Barcelona - Chelsea       2:2
Levski Sofia - Werder Bremen 0:3

10 CHE 7 WER 5 BAR 0 LSF

So, Barcelona for the UEFA Cup, then. A draw against Bremen will put Chelsea through, as will any one-goal defeat, for that'll give Chelsea the head-to-head win. Barca really needs to beat Bremen in the first week of December to progress.

Group B Of Two Halves

 Bayern Munich - Sporting Lisbon 0:0
Spartak Moscow - Inter Milan     0:1

10 BAY 6 INT 5 SLS 1 SPM

Inter moves into second place in the group. Bayern has the tie-break over Lisbon, but that won't come into play.

Group C For Second

PSV Eindhoven - Galatasaray 2:0
    Liverpool - Bordeaux    3:0

10 LIV 10 PSV 1 GAL 1 BDX

It's all coming down to the Liverpool - PSV match in three weeks. Liverpool's greater win this week does give them a one-goal advantage overall, and that could be crucial. Both sides are assured of a place in the last sixteen, with two matches left.

Group D Of How Will Portugal Mess This Up?

           Roma - Olympiakos 1:1
Shaktar Donetsk - Valencia   2:2 (16)

10 VAL 7 ROM 2 OLY 2 SHA

Zzzzzzzzz. Even the tie-breaks in this group are boring. Valencia will be in the achtelfinalrund.

Group E Of Surprise

       Lyon - Dinamo Kyiv      1:0
Real Madrid - Steaua Bucharest 1:0

12 LYN 9 RMD 3 STE 0 KYV

Lyon and Madrid now certain to progress, as the latter side has beaten Steaua twice.

Group F Of Apologies

      Benfica - Celtic       3:0 (40)
FC Copenhagen - Manchester B 1:0 (40)

9 MUN 6 CEL 4 COP 4 BEN

And suddenly the group is unsorted. Manchester B is assured of some football next year, they can't be overtaken by all three sides. The winner of Celtic - MUN on the 21st will probably win the group; the loser of Benfica - Copenhagen is almost certainly out.

Group G Of Giants

Hamburg - Porto       1:3
Arsenal - CSKA Moscow 0:0

8 CSK 7 ANL 7 PTO 0 HAM

Porto's position is enhanced because they've played Hamburg twice. CSKA has the tiebreakers on Arsenal.

Group H Of Pifflingly Easy

  AC Milan - Anderlecht 4:1
AEK Athens - Lille      1:0 (32)

10 ACM 5 LIL 4 AEK 2 AND

AC will surely qualify, but it's wide open to join them, Lille has the tiebreakers over AEK.

UEFA Cup

Group A:
Partizan - Livorno       1:1
 Rangers - Maccabi Haifa 2:0
RAN 6 MHA 3 LVO 1 PBG* 1 AUX* 0

Group B:
           Dinamo - Besiktas    2:1
Tottenham Hotspur - Club Brugge 3:1
TOT 6 DIB* 3 BYL* 1 BRU 1 BES 0

Group C:
Grasshoppers - AZ Alkmaar 2:5
       Braga - Liberec    4:0
AZA 6 BRG 3 LIB 1 SEV* 1 GRZ* 0

Group D:
Heerenveen - OB Odense 0:2
      Lens - Osasuna   3:1
ODE 3 LEN* 3 PAR* 3 OSA 1 HEE 1

Group E:
    Nancy - Wisla Krakow 2:1
Blackburn - Basel        3:0 (33)
BLK 6 NAN* 3 BAS 1 FEY* 1 WIS 0

Group F:
Zulte-Waregem - Sparta Prague  3:1
        Ajax  - Austria Vienna 3:0
WRG 6 ESP* 3 AJX* 3 PRG 0 AWI 0

Group G:
Hapoel Tel Aviv - Rapid Bucuresti 2:2
       Boleslav - Panathinaikos   0:1
PAN 6 RAP 2 PSG* 1 HTA 1 BLV* 0

Group H:
   Palermo - Newcastle United    0:1 (38)
Celta Vigo - Eintracht Frankfurt 1:1
NWC 6 PAL 3 EIN 1 CVG* 1 FEN* 0

It's still a little too early to say who is going through, but it would be a major surprise to find that the teams on six points won't go through. It would be difficult to find a situation where Wagerem don't go through, though the remaining two games are against Espanyol and Ajax. Most of the games went to form, though Blackburn's win against Basel came thanks to three late goals, and Newcastle's win at Palermo must rank as an upset.

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Sun 05 Nov 2006

NCAAball Facts

All bar thirteen of the 119 Division I sides were in action this week, so let's away.

Last week's Top Ten

 Oklahoma St. 10 vs. #1 Texas 36
#2 Ohio St. 17 vs. #103 Illinois 10
#3 Southern Cal 42 vs. Stanford 0
#4 West Virginia 34  vs. #10 Louisville 44
 Arkansas St. 0 vs. #5 Auburn 27
 Ball St. 26 vs. #6 Michigan 34
#7 Florida 25 vs. Vanderbilt 19
 North Carolina 26 vs. #8 Notre Dame 45
#9 Virginia Tech 17 vs. #26 Miami 10
#4 West Virginia 34  vs. #10 Louisville 44

As expected, easy wins for the top three against pisspoor opposition (and after their good start, OHIST is in an awful lot of Mismatches Of The Day.) The big match is effectively for the Moderate East title, and LSVLE effectively seals the honour with the jump on WVIRG. Only other match of note is VTECH's win over MIAFL, allowing them to progress because other sides have beaten lesser opposition.

All-top-30 contests

#4 West Virginia 34  vs. #10 Louisville 44
#9 Virginia Tech 17 vs. #26 Miami 10
#11 LSU 28 vs. #21 Tennessee 24
#14 Oklahoma 17 vs. #23 Texas A&M 16
#17 Penn St. 3 vs. #16 Wisconsin 13
#29 Missouri 20 vs. #28 Nebraska 34

Apart from LSVLE, no upsets there, and wins against highly-placed opposition will boost a team's ranking more than beating up the likes of ARKST. And no, we don't see LSU's defeat of TENSE as an upset, because we stuck our necks out and didn't buy into the hype.

The upset-o-meter

 Mississippi St. 24 vs. Alabama 16 (48)
#27 Georgia 20 vs. Kentucky 24 (42)
#98 Kent St. 14 vs. #119 Buffalo 41 (40)
#32 Tulsa 10 vs. Houston 27 (40)
 Arizona 27 vs. #37 Washington St. 17 (39)
#12 Boston College 14 vs. #39 Wake Forest 21 (38)
 Northwestern 21 vs. Iowa 7 (38)
 Rice 37 vs. UTEP 31 (37)
 Louisiana-Lafayette 28 vs. Troy 42 (34)
 Pittsburgh 12 vs. South Florida 22 (33)
#35 Maryland 13 vs. #19 Clemson 12 (32)
#31 Arizona St. 10 vs. #40 Oregon St. 44 (30)

Two sides in the thirties knock off sides in the top 30, but the two closest to the charmed circle both lose to sides they should have beaten. GRGIA fans [waves] can take consolation from ... actually, we're rather struggling here, it's the third big loss in five matches. Er... One more win for a bowl, yes, that's true. We're depressed that KENTS's utterly impossible shot at a bowl game has finally ended following BUFFL's upset win, the second of the season for the Cover Your Eyes With Anything That Comes To Hand.

Blimey! That's Rubbish: The Bottom Ten

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R      RD   Idle
====================================================================
102  110  110   UTHST   WA   646   112.8   0   Utah State
 89  112  111   LOMON   SB   638   118.8   1   Louisiana Monroe
106  114  112   UNLV    MW   635   126.3   0   UNLV
111  111  113   EMICH   MA   630   111.3   0   East Mich
 80  113  114   MIOHO   MA   629   104.8   0   Miami-Ohio
107  115  115   DUKE    AC   599   140.4   0   Duke
101  116  116   FLINT   SB   573   120.3   1   Florida International
117  117  117   NMXST   WA   556   136.6   0   New Mexico State
118  119  118   BUFFL   MA   555   121.3   0   Buffalo
116  118  119   TEMPL   XX   542   129.2   0   Temple

TEMPL returns to the bottom, after just one week off the foot of the ladder.

Other matches of interest

 Air Force 43  vs. Army 7
 Indiana 26 vs. Minnesota 63

And we can see the TMQ comments from here.

Top Thirty

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R      RD   Idle
====================================================================
 2    1    1   TEXAS   BT   1537   122.7   0   Texas
 8    2    2   OHIST   BX   1484   122.3   0   Ohio State
 1    3    3   SCALF   PX   1477   145.3   0   Southern California
19   10    4   LSVLE   BE   1391   125.0   0   Louisville
10    5    5   AUBRN   SE   1384   125.2   0   Auburn
23    6    6   MICH    BX   1379   115.0   0   Michigan
21    7    7   FLORD   SE   1368   111.3   0   Florida
 3    9    8   VTECH   AC   1368   115.1   0   Virginia Tech
20    8    9   NOTDM   XX   1365   109.4   0   Notre Dame
 4   11   10   LSU     SE   1357   122.3   0   LSU
 5    4   11   WVIRG   BE   1347   133.2   0   W Virginia
22   13   12   CALIF   PX   1334   110.5   0   California
17   16   13   WISCO   BX   1331   112.0   0   Wisconsin
14   14   14   OKLAH   BT   1329   109.4   0   Oklahoma
15   15   15   OREGN   PX   1312   112.0   0   Oregon
26   18   16   GEOTC   AC   1273   109.7   0   Georgia Tech
18   12   17   BOSCL   AC   1264   116.1   0   Boston College
37   20   18   BSEST   WA*  1259   121.2   0   Boise State
 6   22   19   TCU     MW*  1243   126.7   0   TCU
 7   17   20   PENST   BX   1242   109.5   0   Penn State
56   25   21   ARKNS   SE   1228   124.6   0   Arkansas
52   24   22   RUTGR   BE   1228   114.8   0   Rutgers
54   21   23   TENSE   SE   1221   107.9   0   Tennessee
25   19   24   CLEMS   AC   1219   105.3   0   Clemson
27   28   25   NBRSK   BT   1217   108.5   0   Nebraska
40   23   26   TEXAM   BT   1199   105.9   0   Texas A&M
16   30   27   TXSTC   BT   1198   109.3   0   Texas Tech
51   35   28   MARYL   AC   1192   109.2   0   Maryland
 9   26   29   MIAFL   AC   1170   114.9   0   Miami-Florida
64   39   30   WAKEF   AC   1160   113.1   0   Wake Forest

As expected, LSVLE takes WVIRG's place in the top five; VTECH's advance comes purely because NOTDM is running up the account by playing crap sides. OKLAH might have hoped to advance, though that wasn't to happen in places, they're an awful lot closer to the top end. WAKEF's great season - they're +7-1 - sees the side climb into the top 30. The other newbies, MARYL, boast a +6-2 record.

Conference-watch: the Atlantic Coast

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R      RD   Idle
====================================================================
 3    9    8   VTECH   AC   1368   115.1   0   Virginia Tech
26   18   16   GEOTC   AC   1273   109.7   0   Georgia Tech
18   12   17   BOSCL   AC   1264   116.1   0   Boston College
25   19   24   CLEMS   AC   1219   105.3   0   Clemson
51   35   28   MARYL   AC   1192   109.2   0   Maryland
 9   26   29   MIAFL   AC   1170   114.9   0   Miami-Florida
64   39   30   WAKEF   AC   1160   113.1   0   Wake Forest
31   44   39   FLAST   AC   1098   110.4   0   Florida State
35   52   54   NCSTA   AC    998   111.3   0   NC State
30   54   62   VIRGI   AC    976   102.0   0   Virginia
36   80   82   NCARO   AC    876   111.8   0   N Carolina
107 115  115   DUKE    AC    599   140.4   0   Duke

WAKEF and MARYL head the Atlantic division, the sides meet on 25 November. GEOTC leads VTECH by a game in the Coast, has the head-to-head win, and a match against DUKE to come. Looks like a winner.

Conference-watch: the Mountain-West*

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R      RD   Idle
====================================================================
 6   22   19   TCU     MW   1243   126.7   0   TCU
63   38   35   BYU     MW   1133   111.3   0   BYU
39   47   47   UTAH    MW   1037   112.9   1   Utah
58   49   49   NEWMX   MW   1026   108.5   1   New Mexico
75   69   67   WYOMG   MW    964   102.3   0   Wyoming
85   73   72   AIRFC   MW    935   107.8   0   Air Force
57   70   73   COLST   MW    924   105.5   0   Colorado State
71   86   90   SDGST   MW    820   114.1   0   San Diego State
106 114  112   UNLV    MW    635   126.3   0   UNLV

TCU's two losses have come against MW opposition, and BYU is the side to catch; they can afford to lose one game (against UTAH, NEWMX, WYOMG) and take the title. A Top Ten bowl game is unlikely.

Next week on NASN: an unknown game live at 5pm Saturday, a SE game at 8.30 that night, a BT match on tape at 2pm Sunday (14.00 CET Thursday in Europe), and OREGN-SCALF at 5pm (15.30 Sunday in Europe).

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Tue 07 Nov 2006

Owen Goal

An awful lot of upsets this week, with six in the top flight in England providing half of the losses for Europe's top two sides.

SC Dundee Utd - Rangers 2:1 (48)
FR Rennes - Lyon 1:0 (48)
E1 West Ham - Arsenal 1:0 (44)
E1 Newcastle - Sheff U 0:1 (43)
E1 Tottenham - Chelsea 2:1 (43)
IT Atalanta - AC Milan 2:0 (37)
E1 Bolton - Wigan 0:1 (36)
E2 Colchester - Cardiff 3:1 (35)
ES Real Madrid - Celta Vigo 1:2 (35)
E2 Derby - West Bromwich 2:1 (35)
ES Zaragoza - Getafe 3:1 (34)
E2 Barnsley - Leeds 3:2 (32)
E2 QPR - Crystal Palace 4:2 (32)
E2 Sheffield Wednesday - Leicester 2:1 (32)
DE Hertha Berlin - Nurnberg 2:1 (31)
FR Marseille - Lorient 0:1 (31)
E1 Watford - Middlesbrough 2:0 (31)
DE Hannover - Bochum 0:2 (30)
E1 Fulham - Everton 1:0 (30)

CH Thun - Basel 1:1 (20)

A good week for Atlanta, a pretty rubbish one for Marseille.

Not ranking as a surprise: Man City's defeat at Charlton; it's the second straight win for Charlton, and yet another away loss for City. Nor Hamburg's loss to Wolfsburg; the way this team is playing, could Hamburg beat Wolf from the Gladiators? Maybe they should play Hearts, who lost 2:1 at Celtic thanks to some unbelieveably sloppy goalkeeping.

But that's not the odd game of the week-end. The bizzary-scope went into overdrive when it heard what happened in Monday's match between Sporting Lisbon and Braga. SLS went ahead on twelve minutes, when a Braga defender made a fantastic back-of-the-header, and looped the ball over his hapless keeper. They went 2:0 ahead on the half-hour, when a corner led to complete confusion, and there was another own goal. Lisbon completed their 3:0 win in the second half, when another corner almost - but not quite - went over the goal line. The ref gave it anyway, and the epocsyrazzib turned itself inside out.

In England's lower divisions: Notts Forest are clear at the top of Division III; they've conceded in just six of 17 league matches. Walsall and Lincoln are scrapping for the lead in Division IV, while Macclesfield look doomed already. Oxford has opened a five-point lead on Dagenham and Redbridge in Division V. The twenty sides from position 5 down have just eight different points totals, from 15 to 29. And in the match of the day, Manchester United went to Maine Road, emerged 2:1 winners, and remain top of the league.

European tables

AWI   815   116.2   AUSTRIA VIENNA   at
GRA   803   134.6   GRAZER   at
RAP   711   128.0   RAPID VIENNA   at

AND   922   112.2   ANDERLECHT   be
WRG   890   151.5   WAREGEM   be
BRU   812   124.8   BRUGGE   be
LIE   789   125.6   LIEGE   be
BEV   536   147.2   BEVEREN   be

LSF   912   108.0   LEVSKI SOFIA   bg
CSS   821   126.0   CSKA SOFIA   bg
LIT   745   156.5   LITEKS LOVECH   bg

PBG   825   159.0   PARTISAN BELGRADE   cg
RSB   775   157.9   RED STAR BELGRADE   cg

BAS   957   112.1   BASEL   ch
GRZ   952   123.9   GRASSHOPPERS ZURICH   ch
THU   632   133.8   THUN   ch

SLP   875   123.4   SLAVIA PRAGUE   cz
LIB   840   155.0   SLOVAN LIBEREC   cz
PRG   800   113.7   SPARTA PRAGUE   cz
TEP   799   151.5   TEPLICE   cz
BLV   668   161.6   MLADA BOLESLAV   cz

COP  1054   129.1   COPENHAGEN   dk
ODE   951   142.9   ODENSE   dk
BRO   685   140.7   BRONDBY   dk

PAN  1168   117.5   PANATHANAIKOS   gr
OLY  1104   109.0   OLYMPIAKOS   gr
AEK   990   103.5   AEK ATHENS   gr
PAO   759   130.8   PAOK SALONIKA   gr
ASS   639   148.6   ARIS SALONIKA   gr
AIG   624   134.2   AIGAELIO   gr
PIO   566   137.5   PANIONIOS   gr

DZA   670   164.1   DYNAMO ZAGREB   hr

MHA   888   161.0   MACCABI HAIFA   il
HTA   849   170.4   HAPOEL TEL-AVIV   il
MPT   589   182.7   MACCABI PETAH-TIKVA   il

PSV  1194   104.4   PSV EINDHOVEN   nl
AJX  1187   116.2   AJAX   nl
AZA  1183   114.7   AZ ALKMAAR   nl
FEY   877   126.2   FEYENOORD   nl
UTR   836   143.6   UTRECHT   nl
HEE   809   122.1   HEERENVEEN   nl

ROS  1090   133.8   ROSENBORG   no
VRG   848   139.8   VALARENGEN   no
VIK   717   143.3   VIKING STAVANGER   no
TRO   611   142.6   TROMSO   no

WIS   778   171.2   WISLA KRAKOW   pl

SLS  1058   114.4   SPORTING LISBON   pt
PTO  1043   108.3   PORTO   pt
BEN   944   110.5   BENFICA   pt
BRG   941   141.7   BRAGA   pt
GUI   755   160.1   GUIMARES   pt

DIB  1191   149.3   DINAMO BUCHAREST   ro
RBU  1011   127.0   RAPID BUCHAREST   ro
STE   909   106.9   STEAUA BUCHAREST   ro

CSK  1061   108.3   CSKA MOSCOW   ru
LOK  1001   136.0   LOKOMOTIV MOSCOW   ru
SPM   967   123.6   SPARTAK MOSCOW   ru
ZSP   956   120.0   ZENIT ST PETERSBURG   ru

HAL   652   191.4   HALMSTADS   se

ART   736   128.7   ARTMEDIA BRATISLAVA   sv

BES  1069   127.0   BESTIKTAS   tr
GAL   969   136.7   GALATASARAY   tr
FEN   914   128.7   FENERBACHE   tr
GEN   771   149.6   GENCENBIRGILI   tr

KYV   999   115.3   DINAMO KYIV   ua
SHA   928   116.7   SHAKTAR DONETSK   ua
DNI   836   142.3   DNIPRO   ua

Note, particularly, the huge gulf between the three leading sides in the Netherlands and the other sides there.

On Friday: Europe's First XXX.

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Wed 08 Nov 2006

CFL news

In the post-season, the semi-final results were:

sas-cal 30:21 (30)
win-tor 27:31

Saskatchewan will travel to Vancouver, Toronto goes to Montréal in this week-end's divisional finals. We half expect the latter to be an upset.

BCL   1137   90.8   1   W
TOR   1052   89.5   0   E
CAL   1013   88.9   0   W
SAS   1002   86.9   0   W
MON    996   92.0   1   E
WIN    977   87.8   0   E
EDM    948   90.2   1   W
HAM    834   95.2   2   E

CFL-South

Big match this week saw the Lucky Charms beat the New Democracy 27:20, to go clear at the top of the tree. Five upsets:

55	 Miami 31 vs. Chicago 13
53	 Atlanta 14  vs. Detroit 30
51	 Dallas 19 vs. Washington 22
50	 Minnesota 3 vs. San Francisco 9
49	 Green Bay 10 vs. Buffalo 24

It's the first time that the Junior and Kindergarten teams from Buffalo have both won in the same week since 1885.

IND   1314   123.8   0   CS   Indianapolis Lucky Charms
CHI   1195   130.2   0   PN   Chicago Pink Rhinosceri
NEM   1173   120.8   0   CE   New England New Democracy
DEN   1164   123.2   0   CW   Denver Ants
NJG   1161   120.1   0   PE   New Jersey A
BAL   1160   119.3   0   CN   Baltimore Erinas
JAC   1134   119.4   0   CS   Jacksonville Browns Lane
NOB   1134   121.3   0   PS   New Orleans Boy Scouts
SDF   1127   119.6   0   CW   San Diego Bolts
SEA   1084   118.5   0   PW   Seattle Blue Men Group
KAN   1079   117.2   0   CW   Kansas City Pie Scales
ATL   1055   119.4   0   PS   Atlanta Cattacciano
CAR   1016   118.8   1   PS   Carolina Pussycats
CIN   1002   119.6   0   CN   Cincinnati Bungles
MIN    995   119.9   0   PN   Minnesota Lapponites
PHI    993   118.0   1   PE   Philadelphia Marxists
STL    986   118.6   0   PW   St Louis Mouflons
NJJ    977   118.6   1   CE   New Jersey B
DAL    977   117.6   0   PE   Irving Asteroids
PIT    951   117.8   0   CN   Pittsburgh Terrorists
SFF    944   122.5   0   PW   St Francisville Fortyfour-Niners
BUF    937   121.1   0   CE   Buffalo Cover Your Eyes With Feathers
WAS    925   121.7   0   PE   Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons
BOT    908   123.9   0   PS   Manchester United
CLE    897   122.8   0   CN   Aston Villa
BOG    896   117.9   0   PN   Bay of Green
DET    882   124.4   0   PN   Detroit Peugeots
TEN    874   123.8   0   CS   Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks
HOU    851   120.7   0   CS   Houston Moocows
OAK    849   121.1   0   CW   Oakland Lost
MIA    846   123.9   0   CE   Miami December Collapse
ARI    775   119.8   1   PW   Arizona Cautions

Don't think we've got anything much to say about the Vegas 25, so here's the usual link.

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Fri 10 Nov 2006

Europe's Top XXII

Quite a few upsets in the English League Cup, which has reached the Achtelfinalrund. Charlton was taken to kicks from the penalty mark by Chesterfield (III), Newcastle met the same fate against Watford, and Tottenham required extra time to beat Port Vale (III). Easy wins for Liverpool, Chelsea, and Arsenal, with Wycombe bettering Notts County in the Division IV match. Oh, and Southend (II) beat Manchester Buccaneers.

The Viertelfinalrund of the Scottish League Cup. Kilmarnock beat Motherwell, Hibs overcame Hearts and move past their Edinburgh rivals in the Glicko standings. Celtic lost their grip on the title after losing on kicks from the penalty mark against Falkirk, but city rivals Rangers lost 2:0 at home to St Johnstone (II).

All of this makes Bayern's 1:0 defeat at home to Hannover look like an everyday event. No particular surprises in the Spanish cup, which is at the last 32.

sen-mun 1:0 (53)
ran-sjt 0:2 (49)
sam-pal 1:0 (43)
bay-han 0:1 (40)

pvl-tot 1:1 (26)
cfd-cha 2:2 (22)
cel-fal 1:1 (21)

Slapped wrists to the Universal Daily Registertab, which bases a claim that German football is in crisis purely on the UEFA team rankings. Er, no. We have a better tool here, one that takes account of all games, not just some.

To compile a basic national ranking list, I'm taking the top four sides from each country, weighting them 2-1-1-1, and taking the average.

ENG 1198
ESP 1194
FRA 1142
NED 1127
ITA 1114
GER 1105
GRE 1038
RUS 1009
POR 1009
TUR  958
SCO  931
NOR  871
BEL  867
CZE  838

This list is skewed slightly because there are three very good clubs in the Netherlands (Feyenoord, Ajax, AZ Alkmaar) and an awfully huge gap to the rest. But the point remains: the UDR's point is correct, but the rag's working is wrong.

What about the clubs? By chance, it's that time of the month for Europe's Top Twenty Two! Qualifying RD this month is 110.

Raw XXII

01 nc CHE   1280   88.9
02 +2 LYN   1247   88.3
03 -1 BAR   1222   86.6
04 +3 SEV   1200   93.1
05 +8 PSV   1194  105.2
06 +4 LIV   1170   83.3
07 -4 VAL   1169   89.9
08 nc RMD   1159   89.3
09 +7 WER   1157   87.5
10 -4 MUN   1144   89.4
11 NE INT   1138   86.8
12 +2 NCY   1130   94.4
13 -8 ACM   1122   92.8
14 -5 ANL   1115   85.2
15 NE OLY   1104  109.7
16 NE GET   1092   94.6
17 -5 PAL   1090   88.4
18 NE CVG   1085   88.4
19 NE STT   1083  104.4
20 -1 ROM   1080   86.4
21 -10AMD   1072   92.2
22 NE TOT   1068   86.7

Monte Carlo XXII

  1. Chelsea nc
  2. Lyon +1
  3. PSV Eindhoven +7
  4. Barcelona -2
  5. Seville nc
  6. Real Madrid +3
  7. Werder Bremen +7
  8. Liverpool +4
  9. Manchester Buccaneers -3
  10. Valencia -6
  11. Nancy +4
  12. AC Milan -5
  13. Stuttgart NE
  14. Getafe NE
  15. Olympiakos NE
  16. Athletico Madrid nc
  17. Inter Milan +2
  18. Palermo -7
  19. Villarreal NE
  20. Celta Vigo NE
  21. Tottenham Hotspur NE
  22. Bayern Munich -5

Coming this weekend, it's the Einhundredzwanzigachtrunde of the English FA Cup. The BBC match is Weymouth -v- Bury, at 2.15 Sunday afternoon, and is probably the single most probable non-league victory of the week-end. Dartford will resume playing their home matches in Dartford, rather than in Thurrock. The club has been in exile since 1992, after being taken under by the collapse of Maidstone Utd. And there are plans to reform the Scottish Cup: bring in some Junior sides, collapse the Qualifying Cups into one round, and have a more structured point of entry for league sides.

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Sun 12 Nov 2006

NCAAball: The State We're In

Congratulations to Wyoming, the first side to play a schedule so sensible that their RD is down below 100. With two weeks of the regular season remaining, they won't be the last. Upsets galore as we start with the top sides.

Last Week's Top Ten

#2 Ohio St. 54 vs. Northwestern 10
#15 Oregon 10 vs. #3 Southern Cal 35
#4 Louisville 25 vs. #22 Rutgers 28 (33)
#36 Georgia 37 vs. #5 Auburn 15 (40)
#6 Michigan 34 vs. Indiana 3
 South Carolina 16 vs. #7 Florida 17
#107 Kent St. 0 vs. #8 Virginia Tech 23
#9 Notre Dame 39 vs. Air Force 17
 Alabama 14 vs. #10 LSU 28

Second defeat of the season for TEXAS, and that surely ends their hopes of defending their national title. Another easy win for OHIST, but SCALF's schedule is clearly weighted to play the difficult games late; such confidence helps when considering the human-led polls. LSVLE's run in the top five is limited to a single week; after knocking off WVIRG last time, a defeat to RUTGR sees them slump. Last week, we asked what GRGIA fans have to cheer about. Does this help? MICH continues quietly motoring along ahead of its clash with OHIST; FLORD scrapes past inferior opposition, VTECH is just taking the piss, and could lose ground on NOTDM, whose opponents at least know the point of the game. LSU's quiet climb continues.

Other matches of interest:

Within the Top 30

#27 Texas Tech 24 vs. #14 Oklahoma 34
#23 Tennessee 14 vs. #21 Arkansas 31
#25 Nebraska 28 vs. #26 Texas A&M 27
#29 Miami 13 vs. #28 Maryland 14

Within the Top 40

#30 Wake Forest 30 vs. #39 Florida St. 0
#32 Oregon St. 7 vs. #33 UCLA 25
#40 Washington St. 14 vs. #34 Arizona St. 47

Next stop: Michigan

 W. Michigan 7  vs. Cent. Michigan 31

Way Down

#111 Louisiana-Monroe 35 vs. #116 Fla. International 0
#119 Temple 0 vs. #20 Penn St. 47

Defeats for the other active members of the bottom ten - BUFFL, NMXST, DUKE, UNLV, EMICH, UTHST - allowed MIOHO to climb two places while sitting around doing nothing. That's distinct from the side's usual tactic of running around like headless chickens.

The Bottom Ten

LY    LW    TW           Conf   R     RD    Idle
======================================================================
 89   111   110   LOMON   SB   667   114.4   0   Louisiana Monroe
102   110   111   UTHST   WA   640   111.8   0   Utah State
 80   114   112   MIOHO   MA   629   104.8   1   Miami-Ohio
111   113   113   EMICH   MA   625   110.5   0   East Mich
106   112   114   UNLV    MW   614   121.4   0   UNLV
107   115   115   DUKE    AC   596   139.9   0   Duke
101   116   116   FLINT   SB   543   115.7   0   Florida International
117   117   117   NMXST   WA   542   132.5   0   New Mexico State
116   119   118   TEMPL   XX   540   129.1   0   Temple
118   118   119   BUFFL   MA   538   117.5   0   Buffalo

Such was the difficulty of TEMPL's task that they lift themselves off the bottom of the league, allowing BUFFL to re-take the dubious honour. It's very close amongst all four sides.

Upsets

#1 Texas 42 vs. Kansas St. 45 (49)
#12 California 20 vs. Arizona 24 (45)
 Rice 41 vs. #37 Tulsa 38 (42)
#36 Georgia 37 vs. #5 Auburn 15 (40)
 Pittsburgh 45 vs. Connecticut 46 (34)
#4 Louisville 25 vs. #22 Rutgers 28 (33)
 Stanford 20 vs. Washington 3 (33)
 North Texas 16 vs. Louisiana-Lafayette 7 (33)

Not many small surprises this week, just the usual clutch of big upsets. All of which leaves the top 30 in a new shape.

The Top Thirty

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R     RD    Idle
======================================================================
 1    3    1   SCALF   PX   1507   137.3   0   Southern California
 8    2    2   OHIST   BX   1489   121.3   0   Ohio State
 2    1    3   TEXAS   BT   1462   121.6   0   Texas
23    6    4   MICH    BX   1386   113.6   0   Michigan
21    7    5   FLORD   SE   1378   109.4   0   Florida
 4   10    6   LSU     SE   1372   118.9   0   LSU
20    9    7   NOTDM   XX   1371   108.5   0   Notre Dame
 3    8    8   VTECH   AC   1370   115.2   0   Virginia Tech
 5   11    9   WVIRG   BE   1358   130.3   0   W Virginia
14   14   10   OKLAH   BT   1349   106.0   0   Oklahoma
17   13   11   WISCO   BX   1345   109.2   0   Wisconsin
19    4   12   LSVLE   BE   1336   120.0   0   Louisville
10    5   13   AUBRN   SE   1320   121.5   0   Auburn
15   15   14   OREGN   PX   1294   108.8   0   Oregon
26   16   15   GEOTC   AC   1280   108.6   0   Georgia Tech
22   12   16   CALIF   PX   1278   109.0   0   California
52   22   17   RUTGR   BE   1275   111.1   0   Rutgers
37   18   18   BSEST   WA   1268   119.2   0   Boise State
18   17   19   BOSCL   AC   1266   116.1   0   Boston College
56   21   20   ARKNS   SE   1265   118.5   0   Arkansas
 6   19   21   TCU     MW   1262   122.2   0   TCU
27   25   22   NBRSK   BT   1245   104.7   0   Nebraska
 7   20   23   PENST   BX   1244   109.8   0   Penn State
25   24   24   CLEMS   AC   1232   103.0   0   Clemson
51   28   25   MARYL   AC   1220   105.4   0   Maryland
54   23   26   TENSE   SE   1192   104.3   0   Tennessee
64   30   27   WAKEF   AC   1187   108.8   0   Wake Forest
12   36   28   GRGIA   SE   1180   117.0   0   Georgia
16   27   29   TXSTC   BT   1178   105.9   0   Texas Tech
40   26   30   TEXAM   BT   1172   102.4   0   Texas A&M

What does OHIST have to do to become top-ranked here? Beat some more decent sides. WVIRG and OKLAH made run-of-the-mill wins to advance into the top ten. UCLA and ARZST just miss out on top 30 places this week after their wins. Instead, GRGIA takes its place back in the circle, pushing out MIAFL - the December Collapse has come early this year, the side's fallen from 9th to 35th already.

Conferences: the Big East

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R     RD    Idle
======================================================================
 5   11    9   WVIRG   BE   1358   130.3   0   W Virginia
19    4   12   LSVLE   BE   1336   120.0   0   Louisville
52   22   17   RUTGR   BE   1275   111.1   0   Rutgers
78   55   54   SFLOR   BE   1010   104.5   0   S Florida
62   48   58   PITTS   BE    993   105.6   0   Pittsburgh
79   64   66   CINCI   BE    965   113.7   0   Cincinnati
69   78   70   CONNC   BE    937   111.4   0   Connecticut
97   93   96   SYRAC   BE    790   110.3   0   Syracuse

Rutgers meet WVirg on 2 December, but the conference is theirs to lose. Barring upsets in the interim, Rutgr will clearly take the conference with a win; a WVirg victory would leave both sides level with Louisville, and the BE tie-break procedures (analagous to the BX rules) would first eliminate WVIRG as the most recent champs, then prefer RUTGR over LSVLE on this week's head-to-head victory.

Conferences: the Pacific Ten

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R     RD    Idle
======================================================================
 1    3    1   SCALF   PX   1507   137.3   0   Southern California
15   15   14   OREGN   PX   1294   108.8   0   Oregon
22   12   16   CALIF   PX   1278   109.0   0   California
11   33   31   UCLA    PX   1169   106.9   0   UCLA
28   34   32   ARZST   PX   1164   106.0   0   Arizona State
49   32   37   ORGST   PX   1109   107.1   0   Oregon State
68   40   44   WASST   PX   1070   106.5   0   Washington State
67   61   48   ARIZN   PX   1041   116.6   0   Arizona
91   66   76   WASNG   PX    921   111.0   0   Washington
33   85   81   STANF   PX    880   110.7   0   Stanford

SCALF surely can't lose this division - can they? Actually, they can; a loss in next week's match against CALIF will gift the latter side an (almost) unbeatable lead.

Next week on NASN: a BT game (5pm Saturday, live); AUBRN-ALABM (8.30, live); WASNG-WASST (5pm Sunday, taped); UCLA-ARZST (8pm, taped). There's no coverage of MICH-OHIST, the game to decide whether OHIST will ever be the Glickoblog Number One.

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Mon 13 Nov 2006

Werder and weirder

Very few upsets in the Einhundredzwanzigachtfinalrund (8th round) of the English FA Cup. Basingstoke put out Chesterfield 1:0 - there'll be no giant-killng from the Spireites in this competition. Rushden and Diamonds are out of the league this season, so their 3:1 win over Yeovil must also count as an upset. The biggest match pitched Swindon against Carlisle, and the Wiltshire side won 3:1.

Last year's big guns Exeter fell 2:1 at St James's Park to Stockport, and regular achtelfinalists Brentford will be absent, after losing 1:0 to Doncaster. Blackpool beat Huddersfield, while Yeading was plonked out, losing 5:0 at Nottingham Forest. Torquay beat Leatherhead 2:1, which might count as a shock. High-scoring matches included Bishop's Stortford - King's Lynn 3:5; and Brighton - Northwich (EIGHT)8:0.

Five matches were for local bragging rights. Shrewsbury and Hereford both failed to score - they're one of six ties heading for a replay. Newport County lost 3:1 against Swansea, Gillingham beat Bromley 4:1, Wycombe beat Oxford 2:1, and Tamworth won 2:1 at Burton.

The draw-bookers are clearly taking the piss - along with Trevor Brookin, the man who cannot pronounce the letter after "F", were Mike Attin and Raham Ooch, drawin out ties for Rimsby and Illinham. At least the it didn't lose his place on the sheet this time. You never get this trouble with Des Lynam, and Central London is a darned sight easier to get to than Leeds... Two all non-league ties in the Saxzigvierfinalrund (7th round), and Notts Forest will travel to Salisbury in the highlight of the round, to be played at the start of December.

For the record, this season we will count the Royal League matches, played between sides from the various Scandinavian leagues. Not that we were interested in either of the opening week-end's matches...

Upset of the week-end came in Germany, where Werder Bremen's impregnable lead at the top of 1. Bundesliga was pregnated by Borussia Dortmund. Dundee Utd caused the next biggest surprise by beating Kilmarnock, that's even more of an upset than Hamburg taking a draw. In England, Reading overcame Tottenham, and Arsenal beat Liverpool - it's the team's best result in their new Ashburton Grove statium.

The Upset-o-meter

44 de Werder Bremen - Borussia Dortmund 1:3
38 sc Dundee Utd - Kilmarnock 1:0
37 e1 Reading - Tottenham Hotspur 3:1
37 fr Lorient - Nancy 2:0
37 e2 Hull City - Wolverhampton Wanderers 2:0
35 e2 Leeds United - Colchester United 3:0
35 es Celta - Recreativo Huelva 1:2
34 it Siena - Reggina 0:1
32 e2 West Bromwich Albion - Norwich City 0:1
31 e2 Luton Town - Queen's Park Rangers 2:3
31 es Betis - Levante 2:1
30 e1 Arsenal - Liverpool 3:0

20 e2 Southend United - Preston North End 0:0
16 es Gimnastic - Deportivo 0:0
15 e1 Sheffield United - Bolton Wanderers 2:2

English League Division II

PNE   924   88.8  -15
BIR   883   82.8   59
CDF   844   83.7  -16
WBA   795   83.3  -57
BNL   780   83.2   45
DER   766   83.7   68
PLY   762   82.5  - 6
NOR   760   81.8   65
SUN   744   82.4   45
IPS   742   83.2   32
LEI   740   81.8   24
WLV   737   83.6  -45
SOT   728   81.2  -36
CCR   726   92.5   28
COV   700   82.6  -37
LUT   700   82.3  -77
SFW   689   82.7   39
STK   686   82.6  -19
QPR   683   84.3   26
CPL   678   82.2 -102
LEE   656   81.6  -49
HUL   641   84.1   32
SEN   615   89.6   26
BAN   589   93.3  -24

Division III

CRW   768   119.1  33
BRI   656   117.0   0
MIL   587   119.4   0

Evidence here that Cardiff's lead in the league has come from a relatively easy schedule, and that Preston and Birmingham can be expected to pip them for the promotion spot. Barnsley look doomed, and Crystal Palace is heading to the relegation zone at a rate of knots.

Scottish Division A

CEL  1071   90.1  - 9
RAN   892   88.9  -22
ABD   836   88.8   51
HBS   822   84.9   36
ICT   793   87.4  -12
HRT   782   84.7  -64
KLM   779   86.8    5
FAL   738   89.2   37
STM   701  101.8  -12
MTW   671   88.4  -20
DDU   669   92.9   45
DNF   616   89.8  -33

Division B

GRE   637  172.2  -93
LVG   552  123.1   38

Notwithstanding their victories in Europe, Rangers lose ground following two defeats in domestic competition. Aberdeen recover ground well, but it's Hearts who suffer most. Falkirk continues its slow climb, Dundee Utd picks up groun, and ensures that Kilmarnock remains becalmed in the 770s for the third month.

International matches are the order of the day for this mid-week; full details to follow next week, after we've had a short break.

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Tue 14 Nov 2006

CFL news

CFL Semi-finals

An ill-tempered affair in Montréal saw the Allouettes beat the Argos 33:24 amid claims of racism and general argy-bargy. The Western final went more to form, with the Lions overcoming the Roughriders 45:18. Montréal and BC will meet in the final, next Sunday at Winnipeg (NASN UK, 11pm Sunday, live; NASN Europe, 10.30am Monday)

BCL   1151   89.9   W
TOR   1028   87.7   E
MON   1022   90.7   E
CAL   1013   88.9   W
SAS    989   85.6   W
WIN    977   87.8   E
EDM    948   90.2   W
HAM    834   95.2   E

CFL South

With the bye weeks now behind us, all sides play. The upsets are all in the 50-point category, overcoming roughly the combined RDs of the two sides.

53	 Kansas City 10 vs. Miami 13
51	 Cleveland 17 vs. Atlanta 13
51	 Houston 13 vs. Jacksonville 10
51	 New Orleans 31 vs. Pittsburgh 38
50	 Green Bay 23 vs. Minnesota 17
50	 N.Y. Jets 17 vs. New England 14

Seven games remain in the regular season, and while no-one is yet certain to qualify for the post-season, it would be remarkable if the Lucky Charms and Pink Rhinosceri did not feature.

NEM   1119   116.8   CE   New England New Democracy
NJJ   1030   115.4   CE   New Jersey B
BUF    928   119.1   CE   Buffalo Cover Your Eyes With Feathers
MIA    906   119.9   CE   Miami December Collapse

BAL   1173   116.5   CN   Baltimore Erinas
PIT   1002   114.0   CN   Pittsburgh Terrorists
CIN    978   115.0   CN   Cincinnati Bungles
CLE    950   118.1   CN   Aston Villa

IND   1323   121.6   CS   Indianapolis Lucky Charms
JAC   1074   116.5   CS   Jacksonville Browns Lane
HOU    912   117.7   CS   Houston Moocows
TEN    860   120.5   CS   Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks

DEN   1176   120.4   CW   Denver Ants
SDF   1151   115.0   CW   San Diego Bolts
KAN   1025   114.0   CW   Kansas City Pie Scales
OAK    837   118.5   CW   Oakland Lost

NJG   1129   115.0   PE   New Jersey A
PHI   1021   113.8   PE   Philadelphia Marxists
DAL    995   114.0   PE   Irving Asteroids
WAS    895   116.4   PE   Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons

CHI   1232   123.4   PN   Chicago Pink Rhinosceri
MIN    950   115.0   PN   Minnesota Lapponites
BOG    939   113.3   PN   Bay of Green
DET    850   118.7   PN   Detroit Peugeots

NOB   1080   117.0   PS   New Orleans Boy Scouts
CAR   1041   114.7   PS   Carolina Pussycats
ATL   1005   115.1   PS   Atlanta Cattacciano
BOT    881   118.5   PS   Manchester United

SEA   1110   113.8   PW   Seattle Blue Men Group
SFF    975   117.1   PW   St Francisville Fortyfour-Niners
STL    960   113.9   PW   St Louis Mouflons
ARI    757   116.5   PW   Arizona Cautions

NCAAball

Comparing the top end of The Meadows 25 with The BCS 25 and The Glickoblog 119 shows some differences.

1. Ohio State (+11-0, BCS 1, GB 2)
2=. LSU (+8-2, BCS 11, GB 6)
2=. Southern Cal (+8-1, BCS 3, GB 1)
4. Michigan (+11-0, BCS 2, GB 4)
5. Texas (+9-2, BCS 13, GB 3)
6. Notre Dame (+9-1, BCS 5, GB 7)
7. Florida (+9-1, BCS 4, GB 5)
8. Cal (+8-2, BCS 15, GB 16)
9=. Louisville (+8-1, BCS 10, GB 12)
9=. Oklahoma (+8-2, BCS 17, GB 10)
11. WISCO (+10-1, BCS 9, GB 11)
12. WVIRG (+8-1, BCS 8, GB 9)
13=. ARKNS (+9-1, BCS 7, GB 20)
17. RUTGR (+9-0, BCS 6, GB 17)
23. VTECH (+8-2, BCS 21, GB 8)

The main problem, according to The Sports Economist, is that TEXAS's loss to KNSST hits OHIST hard, because they now only get credit for beating a two-loss team, and lose ground to RUTGR, who beat one-loss LSVLE. The computers conspire to put RUTGR second, which is just indescribably and utterly wrong! Of course, if MICH beats OHIST on Saturday night (not on NASN), the computers will proclaim that the best team in the rankings is suddenly BUFFL.

Elsewhere, The Dismal Espen tries to predict who goes to which bowl, and who is entitled to compete. Is it possible for there to be too few teams eligible to fill 32 bowl games? No; I leave proof as an exercise for the reader.

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Tue 21 Nov 2006

A week in Europe

We'll begin with the Euro '08 qualifiers from last Wednesday.

Group A

Finland - Armenia 1:0
Belgium - Poland 0:1
Portugal - Kazakhstan 3:0

With the previous leaders Serbia taking time off, it's Finland (Finland!) who goes top. Poland goes clear into second place, but the side's home defeat by the Finns could prove very costly. Portugal moves back into contention.

Group D

Cyprus - Germany 1:1
Ireland - San Marino 5:0

Germany only needed a draw to go top of the group, and a draw is all they got against Cyprus, the surprise team of the group. Ireland remains six points off the pace, and Wales has now fallen to bottom-but-one.

Group E

Macedonia - Russia 0:2

A result that leaves the group in a mess - Russia, England, Croatia, and Macedonia all have 7 points, and no-one else has anything. Head-to-head results mean the sides are in that order; Croatia and Macedonia meet in the next matches, in March.

The week-end

England I sees Manchester Buccaneers three points clear of Chelsea, then a huge gap to the best of the rest, which is currently Portsmouth. Liverpool is down in 10th, though just five points adrift of the South Coasters; Newcastle in the unfamiliar territory of 17th, and nine games without a win. Cardiff's surprise defeat leaves the side level on points with Preston, and Birmingham breathing down both necks. Leeds remains deep in relegation trouble.

Lower down, Nottingham Forest is a long way clear of Scunthorpe and Yeovil in Division III; no side has had more than four wins in a row. Walsall is clear in Division IV, Lincoln and Swindon head the promotion pack, but Macclesfield looks doomed already. In spite of a loss at Gravesend last Saturday, Oxford still heads Division V, though Dagenham and Redbridge has cut the lead to two points. After starting with 11 games without a win, Forest Green has now gone 6 since the last defeat.

Celtic remains a country mile clear of anyone in Scotland's Division A, Rangers and Aberdeen are the closest challengers. Gretna leads a very tight Division B. In the Seventh Round of the Scottish FA Cup, Keith lost to Edinburgh University - a whole college beating one man is hardly sporting. Stenhousemuir were put out by Preston Athletic, and match of the day came at Deveronvale, where the home side scored three goals in the last five minutes of the match to beat Montrose 3:2. There'll be no bragging in the streets of Stirling, as the fixture between East Stirlingshire and Stirling Albion was lost to bad weather.

New leaders in Germany; Stuttgart lost to Bayern Munich, allowing Schalke 04 to nip through and claim the lead.

The Upset-o-meter

42 nl Feyenoord - AZ Alkmaar 3:2
38 e2 Cardiff City - QPR 0:1
37 it Cagliari - Palermo 1:0
34 fr Auxerre - Toulouse 1:0
33 e1 Manchester City - Fulham 3:1
32 it Torino - Sampdoria 1:0
31 es Villarreal - Getafe 1:0
30 de Bayern - Stuttgart 2:1

15 de Alemannia - Werder 2:2
15 it Chievo - Atalanta 2:2
15 e1 Middlesbrough - Liverpool 0:0

1. Bundesliga

WER  1111   86.9  -22
BAY  1099   85.3   11
SNV  1092   87.4   17
STT  1070   99.2   62
BIE  1034  101.7   40
WLF  1004  101.7   86
NUR   989  102.1  -50
HER   985   91.7   21
EIN   965   93.1  -19
COT   963  101.1  - 2
BDO   951   99.0   22
HAN   930   99.8   61
BYL   923   90.2  - 1
AAA   907  103.7  -30
BOC   889  103.9   39
BMO   878  100.8  -76
HAM   877   81.9  -44
MAI   847  102.7  -45

Bayern's dominance has been seriously challenged this season, and it's no surprise to see no-one pulling clear of the pack. Good months for Stuttgart, but also for Wolfsburg; on the deficit side, Borussia Munchengladbach's position is becoming surprisingly poor.

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All the NCAA and CFL news

The Grey Cup has broken again. After the British Columbia Lions beat the Montréal Allouettes 25:14 in last Sunday's final, the trophy snapped in two, and had to be repaired before flying back to Vancouver on Monday. The final rankings:

BCL   1165   87.5
TOR   1028   87.7
CAL   1013   88.9
MON   1008   88.3
SAS    989   85.6
WIN    977   87.8
EDM    948   90.2
HAM    834   95.2

NCAAball this week

It's been called the match of the year, by people who probably should have known better. Let's waste no time in giving the complete Top Ten rundown:

#16 California 9 vs. #1 Southern Cal 23
#4 Michigan 39 vs. #2 Ohio St. 42
  #3 Texas - no game
#4 Michigan 39 vs. #2 Ohio St. 42
  #5 Florida - no game
 Mississippi 20 vs. #6 LSU 23
 Army 9 vs. #7 Notre Dame 41
#8 Virginia Tech 27 vs. #27 Wake Forest 6
#9 West Virginia 45  vs. Pittsburgh 27
#10 Oklahoma 36 vs. Baylor 10

So OHIST beats MICH in the "Big" "Ten" decider, and there's no realistic argument for the side not to meet SCALF in the grand final next January. VTECH cements its claim for the Atlantic's place, but LSU and NOTDM did themselves no favours by lining up patsies this week. See also:

#119 Buffalo 3 vs. #11 Wisconsin 35

Two other matches involving highly-ranked sides:

#25 Maryland 16 vs. #19 Boston College 38
#31 UCLA 24 vs. #32 Arizona St. 12

There are other matches involving lowly-ranked sides, and we should mention these three:

#113 E. Michigan 6  vs. #107 Kent St. 14
DivII: Yale 34 vs. Harvard 13
DivII: S. Dakota St. 28 vs. N. Dakota St. 41

Again, Rory Gilmore was right. Two sides from the top 20 feature in the Upset-o-meter this week, as does one side that used to be a top 20 regular, but is now an also-ran (to the five-yard line then was tackled by a piece of wet string).

#17 Rutgers 11 vs. Cincinnati 30 (44)
 Missouri 16 vs. Iowa St. 21 (40)
 Tulsa 24 vs. SMU 34 (39)
 Arizona 37 vs. #14 Oregon 10 (38)
 Cent. Michigan 10 vs. N. Illinois 31 (36)
 Miami 7 vs. Virginia 17 (36)
 Connecticut 14 vs. Syracuse 20 (35)
 UTEP 21 vs. Marshall 49 (35)
 Washington 35 vs. Washington St. 32 (35)
#112 Miami (Ohio) 9  vs. Bowling Green 7 (34)
#101 Ball St. 20  vs. Toledo 17 (33)
 N.C. State 9 vs. North Carolina 23 (33)
 UCF 9 vs. Tulane 10 (32)
 East Carolina 17 vs. Rice 18 (32)
 Kansas St. 20 vs. Kansas 39 (32)
#109 Florida Atlantic 17 vs. #102 North Texas 16 (30)

Two more teams with a reasonable crack at a top 10 finish fail to make the grade, and the provincial derbies involving Kansas and Washington both end up with upsets. We wonder what would happen if Miamiflorida were to play Miamiohio at this stage... 91% chance of the southerners winning that one, at least according to their rankings.

The Bottom Ten

LY   LW   TW          Conf    R     RD    Idle
======================================================================
 80   112   110   MIOHO   MA   667   102.6   0   Miami-Ohio
 89   110   111   LOMON   SB   656   112.2   0   Louisiana Monroe
102   111   112   UTHST   WA   638   111.8   0   Utah State
106   114   113   UNLV    MW   603   118.9   0   UNLV
111   113   114   EMICH   MA   600   106.7   0   East Mich
107   115   115   DUKE    AC   593   139.5   0   Duke
117   117   116   NMXST   WA   542   132.5   1   New Mexico State
118   119   117   BUFFL   MA   537   117.9   0   Buffalo
116   118   118   TEMPL   XX   536   128.2   0   Temple
101   116   119   FLINT   SB   528   112.6   0   Florida International

Another week, another Worst In Show. FLINT conspired to lose to #98 Louisiana-Lafayette, and when everyone else is losing ground to sides ranked in the teens, that's going to hurt.

Top Thirty

LY   LW   TW          Conf    R     RD    Idle
==================================================================
 1    1    1   SCALF   PX   1528   131.6   0   Southern California
 8    2    2   OHIST   BX   1516   116.2   0   Ohio State
 2    3    3   TEXAS   BT   1462   121.6   1   Texas
 3    8    4   VTECH   AC   1388   111.6   0   Virginia Tech
21    5    5   FLORD   SE   1378   109.4   1   Florida
 4    6    6   LSU     SE   1375   118.6   0   LSU
20    7    7   NOTDM   XX   1373   108.7   0   Notre Dame
 5    9    8   WVIRG   BE   1369   127.5   0   W Virginia
23    4    9   MICH    BX   1362   109.6   0   Michigan
14   10   10   OKLAH   BT   1356   104.9   0   Oklahoma
19   12   11   LSVLE   BE   1347   117.5   0   Louisville
17   11   12   WISCO   BX   1346   109.7   0   Wisconsin
10   13   13   AUBRN   SE   1336   117.9   0   Auburn
18   19   14   BOSCL   AC   1296   111.3   0   Boston College
26   15   15   GEOTC   AC   1282   108.8   0   Georgia Tech
56   20   16   ARKNS   SE   1270   117.5   0   Arkansas
37   18   17   BSEST   WA*  1270   119.1   0   Boise State
 6   21   18   TCU     MW*  1269   120.6   0   TCU
22   16   19   CALIF   PX   1264   106.6   0   California
 7   23   20   PENST   BX   1254   108.0   0   Penn State
27   22   21   NBRSK   BT   1245   104.7   1   Nebraska
15   14   22   OREGN   PX   1245   106.5   0   Oregon
25   24   23   CLEMS   AC   1232   103.0   1   Clemson
52   17   24   RUTGR   BE   1221   109.2   0   Rutgers
54   26   25   TENSE   SE   1199   103.2   0   Tennessee
11   31   26   UCLA    PX   1198   103.3   0   UCLA
51   25   27   MARYL   AC   1195   102.1   0   Maryland
16   29   28   TXSTC   BT   1195   103.0   0   Texas Tech
12   28   29   GRGIA   SE   1180   117.0   1   Georgia
40   30   30   TEXAM   BT   1172   102.4   1   Texas A&M

OHIST closes the gap by six points, but won't be able to secure the number one spot on these rankings before the play-off, unless SCALF loses. Texas should make the top ten, but it's then very close down to AUBRN in position 13. MIAFL's sixth (count 'em!) defeat of the season leaves the side languishing in position 38.

The "Big" Twelve

LY   LW   TW          Conf    R     RD    Idle
==================================================================
 2    3    3   TEXAS   BT   1462   121.6   1   Texas
14   10   10   OKLAH   BT   1356   104.9   0   Oklahoma
27   22   21   NBRSK   BT   1245   104.7   1   Nebraska
16   29   28   TXSTC   BT   1195   103.0   0   Texas Tech
40   30   30   TEXAM   BT   1172   102.4   1   Texas A&M
44   33   36   MISRI   BT   1110   102.1   0   Missouri
50   36   43   KNSST   BT   1074   102.9   0   Kansas State
32   53   49   KANSS   BT   1046   101.4   0   Kansas
73   51   55   OKLST   BT   1006   107.9   0   Oklahoma State
60   64   62   BAYLR   BT    968   101.0   0   Baylor
34   75   63   IWAST   BT    966    99.9   0   Iowa State
48   68   69   COLRD   BT    944   101.6   1   Colorado

Nebraska confirmed as champs of the North division, and will meet the better of Oklahoma State and Texas; the Texans won their head-to-head, and both sides will play local derbies (Oklahoma and Texas A&M) this week-end.

The Sun Belt *

LY   LW   TW          Conf    R     RD    Idle
==================================================================
104   72   76   MDTEN   SB   911   106.5   0   Middle Tennessee
103   90   88   ARKST   SB   832    99.8   0   Arkansas State
 86   98   92   LOLAF   SB   795   109.7   0   Louisiana Lafayette
109   89   98   TROY    SB   770   115.6   0   Troy
114  109  104   FLATL   SB   708   112.2   0   Florida Atlantic
108  102  105   NTEXS   SB   706   109.5   0   North Texas
 89  110  111   LOMON   SB   656   112.2   0   Louisiana Monroe
101  116  119   FLINT   SB   528   112.6   0   Florida International

Middle Tennessee has almost won this one; Troy can still take the championship, but will need to beat both MDTEN this Saturday, and FLINT the following week. One of these tasks is not like the other...

NASN's live schedule includes BOSCL-MIAFL (Friday, 1am); TEXAM-TEXAS (Friday 5pm), LSU-ARKNS (Friday 8pm), FLORD-FLAST (Saturday 5pm), and GEOTC-GRGIA (Saturday 8.30). On tape: OREGN-ORGST (Saturday, 12 midnight), KNTCY-TENSE (Sunday 6am), and NOTDM-SCALF (Sunday 8.30am; live on the satellite-only NASN2 at 1am Sunday). That last game might provide good cheer in Ohio. Don't forget, if you're planning to see a game outside your own home, do call ahead to check the venue is still open, and won't be showing The Best Of Strictly Come Deal X Factor Set On Ice, or some such nonsense.

CFL-South

Five upsets this week:

44	 Indianapolis 14 vs. Dallas 21
35	 Tennessee 31 vs. Philadelphia 13
34	 Seattle 14 vs. San Francisco 20
31	 Cincinnati 31 vs. New Orleans 16
31	 Detroit 10 vs. Arizona 17

Defeat at last for the Lucky Charms, and a rare victory for the Arizona CAUTION! May Contain Football-Like Substances. Top to bottom, here's the Top 32:

IND   1257   119.0   CS
CHI   1251   119.1   PN
BAL   1193   112.6   CN
SDF   1186   110.5   CW
DEN   1138   115.1   CW
NEM   1138   113.0   CE
JAC   1113   111.8   CS
NJG   1091   110.5   PE
CAR   1067   110.4   PS
SEA   1066   110.0   PW
DAL   1052   112.0   PE
KAN   1043   110.6   CW
NOB   1037   112.5   PS
PIT   1030   109.7   CN
SFF   1021   112.8   PW
CIN   1020   110.8   CN
NJJ   1013   112.0   CE
ATL    986   111.4   PS
PHI    975   110.2   PE
BUF    961   114.0   CE
MIA    946   114.7   CE
STL    934   109.7   PW
BOG    921   109.9   PN
CLE    920   113.2   CN
BOT    917   113.4   PS
MIN    913   110.5   PN
TEN    911   116.1   CS
HOU    879   112.8   CS
WAS    860   111.6   PE
OAK    818   114.6   CW
DET    806   113.9   PN
ARI    799   112.0   PW

Witness the strength in depth of the Canadian conference, against the Provincials.

Live games (NASN Europe) include: December Collapse -v- Peugeots (Thursday 18.30 CET), Manchester United -v- Asteroids (Thursday 22.00), Pink Rhinosceri -v- New Democracy (Sunday 19.00), Lost -v- Bolts (22.00), a match to be confirmed (Monday 02.00), and Bay of Green -v- Blue Men Group (Tuesday 02.30)

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Fri 24 Nov 2006

Europe begins to sort herself out

..at least in terms of football. Fire up the teleprinter!

Group A Of Death

 Levski Sofia - Barcelona 0:2
Werder Bremen - Chelsea   1:0 (38)

10 CHE 10 WER 8 BAR 0 LSF

As we said last time, a one-goal defeat will put Chelsea through. Barca hosts Werder in the final matches two weeks from now, and needs to win to progress in the contest. Levski has done itself no favours here.

Group B Of Two Halves

Spartak Moscow - Bayern Munich   2:2
   Inter Milan - Sporting Lisbon 1:0

11 BAY 9 INT 5 SLS 2 SPM

We know the qualifiers, but Bayern still needs a draw against Inter to win the group.

Group C For Second

Liverpool - PSV Eindhoven 2:0 (32)
 Bordeaux - Galatasaray   3:1

13 LIV 10 PSV 4 BDX 1 GAL

Liverpool's win sufficed to take first place in the group, as it gives them the head-to-head. Similarly, Bordeaux is in the UEFA Cup, and there's nowt to play for in the final rounds. Well, apart from a few million euro for a win...

Group D Of How Will Portugal Mess This Up?

       Valencia - Olympiakos 2:0
Shaktar Donetsk - Roma       1:0 (38)

13 VAL 7 ROM 5 SHA 2 OLY

Well, this group has finally sprung to life. Valencia confirms first place, but the surprise defeat means that Roma needs a draw when they host Valencia in the final round.

Group E Of Surprise

Steaua Bucharest - Dinamo Kyiv 1:1
     Real Madrid - Lyon        2:2

13 LYN 10 RMD 4 STE 1 KYV

Lyon confirmed as group champions, and Steaua in the UEFA Cup.

Group F Of Apologies

Benfica - FC Copenhagen 3:1 (38)
 Celtic - Manchester B  1:0 (32)

9 CEL 9 MUN 7 BEN 4 COP

A second straight defeat leaves MUN in desperate trouble; they lose the head-to-head against Celtic, and need a draw when they host Benfica in the final round. Celtic has progressed to the last 16 for the first time; it's the second Scottish achtelfinalist in two years.

Group G Of Giants

CSKA Moscow - Porto   0:2
    Arsenal - Hamburg 3:1

10 ANL 10 PTO 8 CSK 0 HAM

Nothing is certain, particularly as CSKA will finish with a trip to the pointless Hamburg. That said, the three-way tie-breaks mean that a draw between Porto and Arsenal will suffice to see both sides through, even if CSKA wins 10:0 (as is quite possible). If you're planning on watching the match in Portugal on ITV-4, do remember to bring a cushion to hide behind.

Group H Of Pifflingly Easy

Lille      - Anderlecht 2:2
AEK Athens - AC Milan   1:0 (32)

10 ACM 7 AEK 6 LIL 3 AND

AC is through, and through in first, in spite of their defeat, but Lille's draw in their local derby against Anderlecht sets the cat amongst the pigeons. Anderlecht has the tie-break on Lille for the UEFA Cup spot; Lille will defeat AEK in their head-to-head. This is where the action's at!

UEFA Cup

Group A:
      Auxerre - Rangers  2:2
Maccabi Haifa - Partizan 1:0
RAN 7 MHA 6 LVO* 1 PBG* 1 AUX* 1

Group B:
Bayer Leverkusen - Tottenham 0:1
     Club Brugge - Dinamo    1:1 (19)
TOT 9 DIB* 4 BRU 2 BYL* 1 BES* 0

Group C:
Liberec - Grasshoppers 4:1 (36)
Seville - Braga        2:0
AZA* 6 SEV* 4 LIB 4 BRG 3 GRZ* 0

Group D:
 Parma - Heerenveen 2:1
Odense - Lens       1:1
PAR* 6 LEN* 4 ODE 4 OSA* 1 HEE 1

Group E:
    Basel - Nancy     2:2
Feyenoord - Blackburn 0:0
BLK 7 NAN* 4 FEY* 2 BAS 2 WIS* 0

Group F:
Sparta Prague - Ajax          0:0 (19)
     Espanyol - Zulte-Waregem 6:2
ESP* 6 WRG 6 AJX* 4 PRG 1 AWI* 0

Group G:
Rapid Bucuresti - Boleslav        1:1
     Paris St G - Hapoel Tel Aviv 2:4 (44)
PAN* 6 HTA 4 RAP 3 BLV* 1 PSG* 1

Group H:
Fenerbahce - Palermo    3:0 (34)
 Newcastle - Celta Vigo 2:1 (32)
NWC 9 PAL 3 FEN* 3 EIN* 1 CVG* 1

Thanks to the convoluted group stage structure, it's difficult to work out who has qualified. We believe the following to be the list:

Rangers
Tottenham
Parma
Blackburn
Newcastle

In the other groups, AZ Alkmaar can only miss out by a remarkable combination of results, involving Grazer winning their two games by large margins. At least one of Espanyol and Zulte-Waregem will qualify, and it would require a remarkable turnaround for Austria Vienna to deny qualification to both. Panathanaikos can still miss out; this could only be on goal difference to Rapid Bucharest, with Hapoel Tel Aviv and PSG taking the top two places. Newcastle needs a point to confirm victory in the group; defeat would leave Fenerbahce in a strong position.

More UEFA Cup action next mid-week; highlights this week-end include Inter Milan's trip to Palermo, Valencia against Real Madrid, and the little matter of Chelsea - Manchester Buccaneers.

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Sun 26 Nov 2006

NCAA update - my bowl spilleth over!

The end of the regular season is in sight; last week's top ten were involved in just seven matches, and not all could win.

The Top Ten

#7 Notre Dame 24 vs. #1 Southern Cal 44
     #2 Ohio State - no game
#30 Texas A&M 12 vs. #3 Texas 7 (43)
 Virginia 0 vs. #4 Virginia Tech 17
#5 Florida 21 vs. Florida St. 14
#6 LSU 31 vs. #16 Arkansas 26
#7 Notre Dame 24 vs. #1 Southern Cal 44
 South Florida 24 vs. #8 West Virginia 19 (40)
      #9 Michigan - no game
#10 Oklahoma 27 vs. Oklahoma St. 21

No surprise to find NOTDM crumbling against SCALF, it happens every year. A greater surprise to find TEXAS picks up its third (count 'em!) loss of the season, but we do note the difficult schedule there. VTech won the battle of the Virginias, and now goes on to play South Florida, who beat Virginia West; the battle of the Floridas was a victory for Florida, the battle of the Oklahomas a win for Oklahoma, the battle of the Mississippi a win for Mississippi, and the battle of the Georgias a win for Georgia. Oregon and Arizona followed Texas by seeing defeats for the entire province at the hands of a small sub-section...

The big ones

#14 Boston College 14  vs. #38 Miami (Florida) 17 (38)
#15 Georgia Tech 12 vs. #29 Georgia 15 (32)
#22 Oregon 28 vs. #34 Oregon St. 30 (34)
#33 Arizona St. 28 vs. #37 Arizona 14
 Mississippi St. 17 vs. Mississippi 20

Also of import is the defeat for BOSCL; it's the first significant win of the season for MIAFL, which finishes with five wins against top-flight opposition, and is forced to count its win over a Division II side to squeak into one of the piddly little bowls.

Games We Had Down As A No Score Draw

 North Carolina 45 vs. #115 Duke 44

Games Between Sides That Really Are Rubbish

#116 New Mexico St. 42 vs. #112 Utah St. 20 (30)
#119 Fla. International 0 vs. #104 Florida Atlantic 31

So FLINT compiles a +0-11 record, but can still turn it around with victory in their final match next week-end. Ooh look, a flying pig.

The Upset-o-meter

#30 Texas A&M 12 vs. #3 Texas 7 (43)
 South Florida 24 vs. #8 West Virginia 19 (40)
 Memphis 38 vs. UTEP 19 (40)
#14 Boston College 14  vs. #38 Miami 17 (38)
 South Carolina 31 vs. #23 Clemson 28 (36)
 Troy 21 vs. Middle Tennessee 20 (34)
#22 Oregon 28 vs. #34 Oregon St. 30 (34)
#15 Georgia Tech 12 vs. #29 Georgia 15 (32)
#116 New Mexico St. 42 vs. #112 Utah St. 20 (30)

Top Thirty!

LY   LW   TW          Conf   R      RD    Idle
==================================================================
 1    1    1   SCALF   PX   1554   125.5   0   Southern California
 8    2    2   OHIST   BX   1516   116.2   1   Ohio State
 4    6    3   LSU     SE   1400   113.9   0   LSU
 2    3    4   TEXAS   BT   1398   119.1   0   Texas
 3    4    5   VTECH   AC   1396   110.2   0   Virginia Tech
21    5    6   FLORD   SE   1389   108.0   0   Florida
14   10    7   OKLAH   BT   1364   103.7   0   Oklahoma
23    9    8   MICH    BX   1362   109.6   1   Michigan
19   11    9   LSVLE   BE   1356   115.6   0   Louisville
20    7   10   NOTDM   XX   1355   105.7   0   Notre Dame
17   12   11   WISCO   BX   1346   109.7   1   Wisconsin
10   13   12   AUBRN   SE   1336   117.9   1   Auburn
 5    8   13   WVIRG   BE   1294   124.9   0   W Virginia
37   17   14   BSEST   WA*  1290   114.9   0   Boise State
 6   18   15   TCU     MW*  1278   118.5   0   TCU
22   19   16   CALIF   PX   1264   106.6   1   California
27   21   17   NBRSK   BT   1255   103.8   0   Nebraska
 7   20   18   PENST   BX   1254   108.0   1   Penn State
18   14   19   BOSCL   AC   1248   108.3   0   Boston College
56   16   20   ARKNS   SE   1245   113.0   0   Arkansas
26   15   21   GEOTC   AC   1244   105.3   0   Georgia Tech
52   24   22   RUTGR   BE   1228   108.1   0   Rutgers
12   29   23   GRGIA   SE   1224   113.0   0   Georgia
40   30   24   TEXAM   BT   1218   101.6   0   Texas A&M
54   25   25   TENSE   SE   1212   101.0   0   Tennessee
15   22   26   OREGN   PX   1206   103.3   0   Oregon
64   31   27   WAKEF   AC   1202   102.4   0   Wake Forest
11   26   28   UCLA    PX   1198   103.3   1   UCLA
16   28   29   TXSTC   BT   1195   103.0   1   Texas Tech
25   23   30   CLEMS   AC   1192   101.2   0   Clemson

It's all come out quite well; the top two sides at the moment are SCALF and OHIST. The latter side is confirmed as champions of the BT; their western opponents must yet play UCLA, and an upset would leave the way open for any of the sides massing beneath them to nip through and take a place in the title game.

The nine-win sides from BCS conferences, from which we expect nine of the top-ten places: Wake Forest, Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Louisville, Rutgers, West Virginia, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Texas, Texas A&M, Ohio State, Michigan, Wisconsin, Southern California, Florida, Arkansas, Auburn, LSU, Tennessee. Potentially eligible: California

Conference breakdown - BCS Conferences

Atlantic Coast - Wake Forest's win over Maryland propelled them into the Top 30, and clinched the Atlantic Division. Georgia Tech had already taken the Coastal Division, and was playing only for pride against Georgia. Maryland, Boston College, Clemson, Florida-state, Virginia Tech, Virginia, and Miami-florida are also bowl-eligible.

"Big" East - This one's going to the wire. Rutgers hosts West Virginia next week-end; a win would give Rutgers the championship. A loss would open up the door to Louisville, assuming they beat Connecticut (and just about everyone else has). Defeats for both sides would allow WVIRG to claim a three-way share of the title, and it's not entirely clear who would represent the conference in the BCS. All three are entitled to some sort of bowl, joined by South Florida, Cincinnatti, and Pittsburgh.

"Big" Twelve - Nebraska has taken the North division at a canter, and will play Oklahoma for the divisional title. Kansas-state, Missouri, Kansas, Texas, TEXAM, Texas-tech, and Oklahoma-state are also bowl-eligible.

"Big" "Ten" - Ohio-state is top of the eleven-team pile here. Michigan, Wisconsin, Penn-state, Purdue, and Minnesota have six or more wins.

Pacific Ten - As discussed, Southern California needs to beat UCLA to take the title; a loss will let California claim the crown, if they can beat Stanford, and everybody does. Other bowl-bound sides: Oregon-state, Arizona, UCLA, Oregon, Washington-state, Arizona-state.

South East - Florida champions of the East by three clear games, Arkansas holds off all-comers for the South West. The other bowl-bound sides are Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia, South Carolina, Auburn, LSU, and Alabama.

Conference breakdown - Non-BCS Conferences

CU Jimmy - Southern Mississippi won the East, Houston the West. Other bowl sides: East Carolina, Rice, Tulsa, SMU.

Mid America - Ohio took the East (and with nine wins, is BCS-eligible, at least in theory), Central Michigan the West. The other bowl teams may include Western Michigan, North Illinois, and - get this! - Kent State! Last year's worst team in the world quietly added a sixth victory to their improbable run of five, and is entitled to their moment in the big time.

Mountain West - BYU (a ten-win side) has taken the conference. Utah, TCU, Wyoming, and New Mexico are also entitled to another game.

Sun Belt - Middle Tennessee the winners here; Troy, Arkansas-state, and Louisiana-lafayette might also emerge.

Western - Boise-state completed its +12-0 season, and is almost certain to be the one side allowed crash the BCS ball. Hawaii also secured nine wins, with Nevada and San Jose-state also qualified.

Independents - Notre Dame's ten wins allows them into a top-10 match, and Navy is also entitled to a bowl game.

With 73 teams meeting the required standard, and only 64 places available, there will be some disappointed teams out there.

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Tue 28 Nov 2006

Week-end round-up

The week-end's upsets:

41 Valenciennes - Nancy       1:0
39     Barnsley - Ipswich     1:0
37       Bolton - Arsenal     3:1
35     Plymouth - Leeds       1:2
34       Chievo - Udinese     2:0
32     Atalanta - Torino      1:2
31   Motherwell - Falkirk     4:2
31      Osasuna - Deportivo   4:1
31     Bordeaux - St Ettienne 1:0
30        Stoke - WBA         1:0

17             Hibs - Celtic         2:2
16          Preston - Crystal Palace 0:0
16 Athletico Madrid - Sociedad       1:1

First win of the season for Chievo, first since the opening week-end for Valenciennes. Bolton usually do something against Arsenal, Leeds and Motherwell recover from relegation troubles, while high-flying Celtic and Preston are brought down to earth with draws. In the big matches, Inter beat Palermo to cement their position at the top of Serie A, while Manchester B drew with Chelsea; they remain a million points clear at the top of Division I.

Division I

CHE  1250   86.6  -61
LIV  1167   80.8   37
MUN  1143   85.6  -51
ANL  1110   82.3  -39
TOT  1064   82.5    8
NWC  1014   80.6   31
AVL  1012   85.9   12
BOL  1008   87.2  -50
REA   985   88.4   38
BLK   981   83.9  -43
EVE   974   85.6  -36
POR   972   87.0    4
WIG   943   88.6   71
MID   938   87.0  -15
FUL   932   88.9  -52
MCY   905   89.2   28
WHM   892   86.7   57
WAT   868   88.5   25
CHA   857   87.4  -15
SFU   772   86.2   31

A consolidation for most of the top teams; Liverpool's measured success, in particular their victory over PSV, allows them to move clear. Newcastle's high standing here is in comparison to their mediocre position in the formal table, for the latter only measures domestic competition.

League 1

LYN  1258   87.5    3
NCY  1061   90.3  -34
LEN  1036   84.6   44
LIL  1025   81.2  -19
SET  1024   97.6  -12
BDX  1022   81.7   65
LEM  1021   93.8   46
SCX  1005   90.0   71
TOU  1003   94.6  -90
MAR   971   87.6  -97
LOR   968   96.3   72
PSG   944   83.2  -62
REN   927   91.3   27
AUX   916   84.2  -31
VCN   903   98.1  -40
MON   890   89.2   14
NTS   862   98.5   39
NIC   850   99.8   44
TRY   837   99.2  - 5
SED   823   98.5  -39

STR (II)   783   135.5   0

In comparison with their high-flying rivals, Lyon has managed to increase the score this month, and is now comfortably clear of all-comers. Only a few sides are clearly in trouble.

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CFL news
38 Carolina 13 vs. Potomac Drainage Basin 17
37 N.J./A 21 vs. Tennessee 24
35 Jacksonville 24 vs. Buffalo 27
32 Chicago 13 vs. New England 17
31 Kansas 19 vs. Denver 10
31 San Francisco 17 vs. St. Louis 20
   Arizona 26  vs. Minnesota 31
   Bay of Green 24  vs. Seattle 34
   Cincinnati 30 vs. Aston Villa 0
   Detroit 10 vs. Miami 27
   Houston 11 vs. N.J./B 26
   Irving 38 vs. Manchester United 10
   New Orleans 31 vs. Atlanta 13
   Pittsburgh 0 vs. Baltimore 27
   Oakland 14 vs. San Diego 21
   Philadelphia 21 vs. Indianapolis 45

The Sportsbog is, of course, over the moon that their local side has secured a win, even over a bunch of pussycats. The Thumbtacks, Cover Your Eyes With Feathers, New Democracy, Pie Scales, and Mouflons also pulled off upset victories. The tables look like this:

NEM   1179   109.1   CE   New England New Democracy
NJJ   1034   108.3   CE   New Jersey B
BUF   1007   110.2   CE   Buffalo Cover Your Eyes With Feathers
MIA    967   110.8   CE   Miami December Collapse

BAL   1212   109.1   CN   Baltimore Erinas
CIN   1043   107.0   CN   Cincinnati Bungles
PIT   1012   106.5   CN   Pittsburgh Terrorists
CLE    896   109.1   CN   Aston Villa

IND   1270   116.1   CS   Indianapolis Lucky Charms
JAC   1069   108.3   CS   Jacksonville Browns Lane
TEN    961   112.4   CS   Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks
HOU    858   109.0   CS   Houston Moocows

SDF   1194   109.1   CW   San Diego Bolts
DEN   1096   110.8   CW   Denver Ants
KAN   1082   106.9   CW   Kansas City Pie Scales
OAK    810   113.0   CW   Oakland Lost

DAL   1073   108.3   PE   Irving Asteroids
NJG   1046   107.4   PE   New Jersey A
PHI    964   108.1   PE   Philadelphia Marxists
WAS    908   108.6   PE   Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons

CHI   1205   114.4   PN   Chicago Pink Rhinosceri
MIN    935   106.9   PN   Minnesota Lapponites
BOG    902   106.5   PN   Bay of Green
DET    785   110.1   PN   Detroit Peugeots

NOB   1064   108.3   PS   New Orleans Boy Scouts
CAR   1020   107.5   PS   Carolina Pussycats
ATL    959   107.3   PS   Atlanta Cattacciano
BOT    896   109.6   PS   Manchester United

SEA   1085   106.6   PW   Seattle Blue Men Group
SFF    981   108.7   PW   St Francisville Fortyfour-Niners
STL    971   106.0   PW   St Louis Mouflons
ARI    777   108.2   PW   Arizona Cautions

Looks like Chicago Or Bust for the Provincial side of things; will a bunch of byes and relatively easy games give the side an advantage in the Off-White Cup?

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