9May
Some more thoughts on the future of socialism. In response to Sabrina Star's revolution within the revolution opinion piece, Violet argues that socialism has always been fighting in a capitalist (specifically, monied) environment.
Meanwhile, Jonathan Freedland sees signs that rampant capitalism is falling apart. The UK has staked much on being the best European emulator of the American model. But if that model is looking jaded, where does that leave us?
Benjamin Barber argues that capitalism is infantilising the entire culture. In rejecting this view, Russell Jacoby actually argues that making things more difficult - the plethora of microscopically-different changes all hewing to the same theme - is capitalism's fundamental flaw.
Change for change's sake
The Interior Ministry (prop: John "Oh fuck not health" Reid) and Lord Chancellor's Office (prop: Charlie Falconer) have been put into a blender overnight. The net result is that most of the day-to-day administration of justice transfers to the Lord Chancellor's Office, which now wants to call itself the Ministry of Justice (prop: Charlie Falconer). The remaining tough-guy bits remain with the rump Interior Ministry (prop: John "Oh fuck not health" Reid), which we suppose will have to get a slightly less uncool name. This may have to wait until the current Minister of the Interior has resigned from the cabinet in the early summer.
Het Grauniad reports on a 2005 plan to shrink the Finance ministry by putting it and the Department of Productivity into a ministerial blender, and allocating the remaining bits between Gordon Brown and whoever is the minister for Trade and Industry this week.
Your Walking Undead This Week
Prime minister, Minister for the Civil Service - Tony BlairDeputy PM, Minister for Croquet - John Prescott
Lord Privy Seal - John Straw
Minister of Finance - Gordon Brown
Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs (outside Europe) - Margaret Beckett
Foreign Affairs (Europe) - Geoff Hoon
Productivity - Alistair Darling
Justice - Charlie Falconer
Interior - John Reid
Health - Patricia Hewitt
Culture, Media, Sport, Not Reading Mortgage Documents - Tessa Jowell
Cabinet Office and Crying Like a Baby - Hilary Armstrong
Northern Ireland and Wales - Peter Hain
Lord President - Patricia Amos
International Development - Hilary Benn
Education - Alan Johnson
Office of the Deputy Prime Minister and Women - R. Kelly
Employment - John Hutton
Environment and Agriculture - David Miliband
War - Des Browne
Transport and Scotland - Douglas Alexander
Chairman of the Labour Party - Hazel Blears
Chief Whip - Jacqui Smith
Finance Number Two - Stephen Timms
